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About Me Member Self-proclaimed Genius Joker-Card16/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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Freedom from the OfficeDid you receive my memo  Yes the package will be in Tuesday  Meeting Friday for all accounting personnel  Can you stay here late for the report;   
What a horrible drone!  The sad silent sobs of the last company employee,  The only subject amongst the objective scenery.  Sulking at his desk, or is it their desk,  All desks the same!  Watching monotonous amorphous figures  Moving grains of sand, soiled hands  Against the vomit-gray partitions.   
“Everyone used to have names.  We used to skate on ice covered ponds  The long breaks filled with laughter  Fresh s Freedom from the Office
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A tolerance responceDo you have tolerance?  Of course! A roomful of tolerance  As much tolerant as water is of fire,   As fire is of wood,  As flaming summer sun is of frigid snow.  Yes, a roomful of tolerance:   Empty tolerance. A tolerance responce
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Lost My ToleranceThe train that passes through the neighborhood  The tax collector for the garbage-ridden slum  The cellphone in the cinema;  Interrupting little person!  Why should I tolerate you?  You offer no good--  I have but one life to live--  Please allow it to be pleasantly  Without you Lost My Tolerance
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THE OFFICAL DEATH OF JOKER-CARD

Sat Oct 13, 2007, 10:02 PM
  • Mood: Anguish
  • Listening to: Ceiling fan wispering the obvioius
  • Reading: The obvious
  • Watching: The obvious
  • Playing: Operation Keyboard: The obvious
  • Eating: Obvious-cookies
  • Drinking: Obvious-milk
If anyone is still here or even vaguely aware of the fact that I haven't been up here in the last 3+ months or so, then let me just make it official. I'm leaving deviantart. Period. Sayounara, not coming back. Ever.

Just to make it clear, no, this has nothing to do with the "OMFG, I can't see mature content" crap that I see has been going around. If it wasn't blatantly obvious, I'm not 'deviating' anymore. I haven't been deviating for a while.

I may comment sometime, but don't hold your breath. Its more likely now that it will start raining blood than me coming back, and I can't be responsible if any of you (provided someone is reading this) should asphyxiate.

Listen, before I get any more emo, let me say this: some of you people have talent as artists. You can make it out there.
Some of you may not. I know I'm probably one of the latter.

It's been great knowing you guys, but it's been obvious for months, even a year, that I'm just not a 'deviant'.

Farewell forever,
Joker-Card

P.S.: That was about the crappiest name I could have ever chosen.

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  • Current Residence: North Carolina
  • Interests: Writing, Science, Video Games, Drawing
  • Favourite movie: Hmm... either 'V for Vendetta' or the foreign film 'The Edukators'
  • Favourite band or musician: The Beatles
  • Favourite genre of music: Alternitive and Pop
  • Favourite artist: Pablo Picasso
  • Favourite poet or writer: Douglas Adams
  • Favourite style of art: Love Abstract! ^_^
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod... It's the only one I have XD
  • Shell of choice: umm... am I correct thinking of those things on the beach?
  • Favourite game: Final Fantasy, Star Fox, Mario series...
  • Favourite gaming platform: Gamecube
  • Favourite cartoon character: Vash the Stampede
  • Personal Quote: "Fall seven times, stand eight."

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:iconlurkerofdarkness:
Mood: Amazed ~Lurkerofdarkness Aug 25, 2007, 4:47:27 AM
I've found you!
You know what this means, don't you...? WAR!, or maybe... TAXES!, or perhaps just... W4SSUPZ?!

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Thus spake Lurker, he of the Darkness.
-PH43R T3H L0RK3R-

Actually, just give him $5.

Please?
:icongreyfaerie137:
~GreyFaerie137 Jul 7, 2007, 9:22:44 AM
Hi random deviant! :wave:
I took a look through your gallery and really liked your style and ideas. =D

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-Grey
Pea in a pod with [link]

Founder of #TheQuad
:iconmanekochan:
~manekochan Jun 29, 2007, 10:52:45 PM
Thank you for the fave! ^_^

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comics! [link]
"Boo6yah!"~ manekochan (the 6 is silent)
"O_Q I have a monocle so I can do science. It's a law." I totally said that.
Mmm... brains... [link]
:iconlt-raphael-comet:
~Lt-Raphael-Comet Dec 11, 2006, 6:28:05 PM
Hey Ben! It's Chris:

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:blackrose:>Raphael Comet<:blackrose:
:salute: A proud supporter of the Cornerian Military:salute:
Best person ever!! [link]
:iconandycouncil:
~andycouncil Oct 9, 2006, 12:11:05 AM
Cockadoodledoo! Thanks for the fav on my City Rooster!
:iconultralest:
~Ultralest Sep 15, 2006, 9:46:46 PM
thanks 4 the watxh :w00t:
:iconinquisitor911:
~inquisitor911 Aug 22, 2006, 6:08:25 PM
Your literature is awesome. Check out some of mine.

Thanks for the watch!

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Check out my art and literature! :D
If you're into Haiku and other forms of poetry, check out my gallery and leave a comment or two!
:iconxcocainekissesx:
~xcocainekissesx Jul 6, 2006, 3:38:54 PM
you can now find me @ [link]

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-Anna Lovely

he shot timm trabb
Like the flash boys have
were taking off
shooting up mostly milk

[1+1=heartache]
it's the music that we choose

<end transmition>
:iconaha-mccoy:
*aha-mccoy Apr 19, 2006, 6:26:41 PM
thanx a lot for the +fav! ^^
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